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meladoodle:

why does this dolphin look like it knows something i don’t

meladoodle:

why does this dolphin look like it knows something i don’t

(via just-me-and-my-cats)

— 15 hours ago with 99898 notes

752322:

mga2:

752322:

i have never seen a nipple in my entire life.

step one: lift up shirt

2) look dwon 

3) nipple

holy shit.. holy Fucking shit what the fuck is that

(Source: 107409-archive-i-remade, via laughcentre)

— 15 hours ago with 166936 notes

flygoing:

she likes carrying around random rags for no reason

(via laughcentre)

— 15 hours ago with 95297 notes

snorlaxatives:

waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep

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(via laughcentre)

— 15 hours ago with 567258 notes

lesbianvenom:

when steve rogers sleeps for 70 years he’s hailed “a hero” and “an icon” but when i take a five hour nap my mom says i’m “lazy” and “need to find better ways to spend my time” such bullshit

(via laughcentre)

— 15 hours ago with 27449 notes
Anonymous asked: opinion on America?


Answer:

euo:

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— 15 hours ago with 85702 notes
Me:I love horror games!
Me:*continues to watch hundreds of Horror Game playthroughs on youtube with the sound low and the lights on and doesn't play a single one of them.*
— 15 hours ago with 16578 notes

hazelandglasz:

thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

thecutestofthecute:

So I lost like 10 followers for posting pictures of rottweilers

okay

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then

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fine

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Puppy party without you guys

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LATER HATERS

WHY WOULD YOU UNFOLLOW OVER ADORABLE PUPPIES

THEIR LOSS OH MY GOD

(via laughcentre)

— 15 hours ago with 69665 notes

thelunaticyouarelookingfor:

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

Now that’s a well done biblical license plate.

(via laughcentre)

— 15 hours ago with 129829 notes