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happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween

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me at day 2 of dieting

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"Wait for someone who tells strangers about you."
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Jackie Chan is like a 13 year old boy on Facebook

This post makes me happy

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Client: I’ve just never met a girl like you before
Me: That’s right and you still haven’t met a “girl like me”. I’m a carefully constructed mirage in a wig…
Me: And that’s why I told you once not to touch my hair *slaps hand*
In reality:
Me: oh…
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Austin Celtic Festival 2013

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